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Here is the text of the joke:
Doctor:
Come in, please.
Geordie:
Ah, morning doctor.
Doctor:
Ah good morning, Mr Armstrong. And how are you today?
Geordie:
Well, I'm not too good, like, you know, my knee's giving us [me] a lot of pain. Ai, just here.
Doctor:
Here, eh?
Geordie:
Fffsss! Aye, that's the place
Doctor:
What did you do to it?
Geordie:
I knackered it.
Doctor:
Yes, I mean what exactly happened
Geordie:
Well I was gannin [going] down Percy Street on my bike last night. I was gannin pretty fast 'cause I was late and this truck just backs out into the road without any warning. Anyway I fell down off my bike and knackered me knee and now I can't walk. I was wondering, like, if you could give us a sick note, 'cause I called them up already at the Council to tell them I'm not coming in today.
Doctor:
Let's have a look, shall we? Can you walk?
Geordie:
Work? You're kidding, man, how can I work? I telt [told] you man, I can't even walk.